"If evolution really works, how come mothers only have two hands?"
-Milton Berle
"I know how to do anything, I'm a mom."
-Roseanna Barr
"God could not be everywhere, so he created mothers"
-Jewish Proverb
"We spend the first twelve months of our children's lives teaching them to walk & talk & the next twelve telling them to sit down and shut up"
-Phyllis Diller
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